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I start work on the 24th. :-)

This means I have to enjoy every second's worth of my 9 hour sleep, invert my highly nocturnal sleeping habits, slowly phase out my slang, actually unpack my dress shirts from the basement, brush up my memory skills (including face/name recognition), brush up my office etiquette, practice saying "Yes sir, I'm on it.", and basically prepare myself for at least a month's worth of lectures/orientations/and OJTs.

*_*

I seriously hope I chose the right company. If I don't come out alive.. all my earthly belongings shall be passed on to my imaginary friend.     His name is Frank.

Until then.. I shall milk every ounce of marginal utility out of my bum mojo. mwahahahaha